Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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