i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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