it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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