i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want to walk on stilts...naked
operation harelip BJ is a go
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread