So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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