Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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