how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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