i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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