I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
