PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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