sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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