I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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