If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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