don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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