at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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