i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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