Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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