And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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