That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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