yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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