And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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