It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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