what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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