And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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