so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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