My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
how drunk are you?
Several
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
