just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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