He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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