I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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