'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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