There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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