where am i from again
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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