Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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