just come out here and I will go home with you...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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