we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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