Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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