That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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