It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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