yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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