you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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