Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
false alarm. still invincible.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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