also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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