This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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