So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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