the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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