So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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