He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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