took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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