if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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