Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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