$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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