Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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