Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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