I don't think brook has ever known best
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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