god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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