when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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