I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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