My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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